Thursday, October 18, 2012

Severed penis on Broken Land Avenue

Don't be alarmed, the severed penis you see here is plastic, or rubber, or a spaceage polymer.

it is not from a man, a human man, or any living thing. It could be the dispossessed apendage from a robot or synthetic being. A well-endowed and now very bereaved robot or synthetic being.

It was found Tuesday in the gutter on the 5200 block of Brooklyn Ave NE following an afternoon ride up the Bumpy Gilman.

I don't know about you, but it always makes me a little sad to see severed penises.

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