Monday, October 25, 2010

Leave FOUR Loko alone!

They came for the Sonics
and I said nothing

They came for the Lusty Lady
I said nothing

Now, the state's most powerful nerd wants to ban caffeine-loaded alcopops.

To Washington state Attorney General Rob McKenna, I say:

Shut the fuck up and get us back the Sonics and the Lusty Lady!

sorry for yelling, i didn't mean to alarm anyone

By the way, you can make your own caffeine-loaded alcopop with Red Bull, vodka, and that 5-Hour Energy crap.

It's even more dangerous than FOUR Loko, which tastes awful. Last time we drank FOUR on a ride we blacked out 10 or so miles.

Vote Union Nov. 2!

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